Wild Wombat's Articles
February 6, 2004 by Wild Wombat
GC CONFIDENTIAL: EPISODE SIX GC CONFIDENTIAL: EPISODE SIX   In this week’s exciting episode – more TRUTH than you can shake an empty bra at! We give you EE cup truth – not the boring C cup style. After this exclusive edition, you WILL believe a wardrobe can malfunction!!   THE TRUTH ABOUT ALTARIAN PROPHECY! GC Confidential can now reveal to the Metaverse the TRUTH regarding Altarian Prophecy. Information provided from a confidential and very, very relia...
January 29, 2004 by Wild Wombat
GC CONFIDENTIAL REJIGGLED GC CONFIDENTIAL REJIGGLED So…you’re back for more, eh? Couldn’t keep away? Losing sleep? Don’t worry – we have you covered! Sit back, wait for the Stardock servers to complete the recalc, and enjoy…and we are pleased to introduce several new columnists to this edition!   THEODEN IMPLICATED IN J-LO, BEN SPLIT [Picture: J-Lo gives Affleck the brush off. Theoden waits behind…trying to look cool] Sources today reported movie star Ben ...
January 21, 2004 by Wild Wombat
GC CONFIDENTIAL You want the TRUTH about the Metaverse? You can't HANDLE the truth about the Metaverse! That's why...we're not going to GIVE you the truth about the Metaverse! Welcome to GC Confidential: we're going to coddle you with suspicions, half-truths and spin doctoring so vicious your body will rotate as you read. You will not want to play GalCiv for at least a WEEK after digesting this - so sit down and get comfy...   BUSH BACKS SPECIAL FORCES Emperor Wild...